Sometimes I freak out when we go to the library and even though it doesn't look that clean I think, hey, I'll be the cool, laid back mom, and I let my baby crawl on the floor. And then when she's crawling on the floor she goes to move a book, and a roach crawls out! Then I really freak out and I scoop her up and we run back to the car, and of course she isn't wearing shoes and before I can get out the hand sanitizer her hands and feet are in her mouth. Then I really really freak out because for sure, my baby is covered in roach eggs.
Sometimes I freak out when, a couple of days after Tim and I looked up stuff about roaches crawling in people's ears (no I don't remember why we did this), I feel this weird thrumming in my ear and I am now positively convinced that I have a roach in my ear. If that makes you not want to hang out with me, I understand. I'm kind of freaking out right now anyway.
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Oh you crack me up!!!! I freak out at the fact that I wake up in the morning with spider bites on me!!! So...basically that means spiders are crawling on me in the middle of the night? Nice.
I'm glad I stumbled upon your blog!You're hilarious!! Don't feel bad, I freak out at roaches too....and every other insect. GROSS!
You just need to go the city of Alburquerque website and click on the link...you know, THE link. Don't say I didn't warn you! :)
A little neurotic...I like it! It just makes up part of your awesome personality!! :) Your posts always crack me up. Hope things are going well for you guys! Miss you!
That's probably not a roach crawling around in your ear . . . more likely an earwig. Whatever you do, don't watch a certain old episode of The Twilight Zone.
Roaches are terrifying!
i'm a freaker-outer too. there are just so many things to freak out about it's hard not to sometimes.
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